Original short king and supporter.
everybody in the club get earnest
Anonymous asked:
are you good at relationship advice? i’m having an issue :(
dyatlovpassingprivilege answered:
you should tell your partner that you’re asking tumblr bloggers for relationship advice and see where things go from there
Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist
Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass
When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"
Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker
You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*
Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud
[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one